It's a fucking rock.
Starting from $60
Have you ever walked down the banks of a river and said to yourself, "Look at the ass on that rock!"? Well, as far as ideas go, we've finally hit Rock Bottom!
If you're looking for a discreet way to get your rocks off, slide into this cave of wonders. It may look harder than you are, but rest assured, it's made from the same super-soft silicone as our other Humpables. It's live-cast from a real New Hampshire river stone for your ultimate lithophilic fantasies!
Don't take this opportunity for granite -- get yours today!
- What are these things made of?We use only premium materials; our silicone toys are all phthalate-free, platinum-cure silicone. They are completely body safe.
- How should I clean these toys?For a quick clean, warm, soapy water will work well. For a complete clean, we recommend submerging the toy in boiling water for several minutes.
- How should I store silicone toys?Before storing, you can lightly powder your toys with corn starch. This will help to keep them clean and lint-free. Only store platinum silicone toys with toys made from the same quality material, as lesser quality material can react and leach dyes and chemicals. In this case, it is best to wrap your toys in soft cloth to keep them separated.
- Do you color match?Yes, we can attempt to color match most colors or pictures for silicone toys. Please send references to [email protected] to confirm if you are unsure. When ordering, please choose "custom" in the options and put your reference in the notes. Please note that not all colorations are possible. If you have a difficult request, it is always best to email us first.
- Can you customize the shape of my toy?Nope, sorry! Currently, modifications beyond those listed when you configure yours are not possible.
- What are these things made of?
- Total Length: 7¹⁄₂"
- Usable Length: 6¹⁄₂"