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Includes add-ons; excludes custom colors and patterns
Sale ends 11:59 PM 4/21; all times and dates are ET (UTC-4)

Rock Bottom
It's a fucking rock.
Starting from $60
Info
Have you ever walked down the banks of a river and said to yourself, "Look at the ass on that rock!"? Well, as far as ideas go, we've finally hit Rock Bottom!
If you're looking for a discreet way to get your rocks off, slide into this cave of wonders. It may look harder than you are, but rest assured, it's made from the same super-soft silicone as our other Humpables. It's live-cast from a real New Hampshire river stone for your ultimate lithophilic fantasies!
Don't take this opportunity for granite -- get yours today!FAQ
Dimensions
- Total Length: 7¹⁄₂"
- Usable Length: 6¹⁄₂"
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