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Splorch

Yesssss... your body will do nicely for the young ones.
Starting from $115

We're currently experiencing a pretty significant supply/quality issue with the medium-sized egg-shaped molds. Please read this for more information.
  • Info

    Introducing the Splorch, an ovipositor designed for all those xenomorph fans out there who like the idea of alien eggs and impregnation. Made of soft platinum silicone, the Splorch is stretchy enough to handle chicken egg-sized gelatin eggs.

    As with the other ovipositors, the Splorch does not come with eggs. An egg mold can be purchased for making your own.

    Check out our YouTube video to see it in action!

    This video shows you how to make the eggs!

    Thank you for being such an excellent host.

    This item is sold as a novelty only. We're not responsible for how you choose to use it.
  • FAQ

    1. Are they safe for anal use?
      We are not doctors, and cannot comment on what is safe for you, but the idea is that if you use plain gelatin eggs per our instructions, they should "melt" with body heat if they become stuck.
    2. What are these things made of?
      We use only premium materials; our silicone toys are all phthalate-free, platinum-cure silicone. They are completely body safe.
    3. How should I clean these toys?
      For a quick clean, warm, soapy water will work well. For a complete clean, we recommend submerging the toy in boiling water for several minutes.
    4. How should I store silicone toys?
      Before storing, you can lightly powder your toys with corn starch. This will help to keep them clean and lint-free. Only store platinum silicone toys with toys made from the same quality material, as lesser quality material can react and leach dyes and chemicals. In this case, it is best to wrap your toys in soft cloth to keep them separated.
    5. Do you color match?
      Yes, we can attempt to color match most colors or pictures for silicone toys. Please send references to primalhardwere@gmail.com to confirm if you are unsure. When ordering, please choose "custom" in the options and put your reference in the notes. Please note that not all colorations are possible. If you have a difficult request, it is always best to email us first.
    6. Can you customize the shape of my toy?
      Nope, sorry! Currently, modifications beyond those listed when you configure yours are not possible.
  • Stats

    • Total Length: 10¼"
    • Usable Length: 9¼"
    • Shaft Diameter (Upper): 1¾"
    • Shaft Circumference (Upper): 5½"
    • Shaft Diameter: 1⅞"
    • Shaft Circumference: 6⅛"
    • Shaft Diameter (Lower): 2⅛"
    • Shaft Circumference (Lower): 6¾"
    • Shaft Diameter (With Egg): 2½"
    • Shaft Circumference (With Egg): 7⅞"
  • Build Yours

    • Shaft Color:

    • Base Color:

      Want a solid colored toy? Be sure to choose (same as main color)!
    • Metallic Additive:

      If applicable, please specify if this applies to be base, shaft, both, or something else.
    • Glow additive:

      If applicable, please specify if this applies to be base, shaft, both, or something else.
    • Include Medium Egg Mold?:

      We're currently experiencing a pretty significant supply/quality issue with the egg-shaped molds. Please read this for more information.
    • Include Small Egg Mold?:

    • Add Egg Insertion Tool?:

    • Quantity

    • Discount

    • Notes