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Come on, baby - just one kiss!
Starting from $130
  • Info

    Ready for a new kind of oral experience?

    Now you can lick all the parts of yourself you could never reach (Brutus tends to fall off the couch when he does it)! Inspired by those hentai movies we all love, and here for your enjoyment is our 36" tongue, complete with sub-lingual veins and light bumpy texture! Imagine the warm, soft, and silky feeling of a tongue wrapped around your member, or gliding along your clit! How about a French kiss that could make an aardvark blush?

    You wanted a more interesting tentacle? We've got it licked.

    Fresh from the sick minds here at Primal Hardwere, we give you: the Tonguetacle.

    This thing is over 36"! Please use common sense, and play responsibly.
  • FAQ

    1. What are these things made of?
      We use only premium materials; our silicone toys are all phthalate-free, platinum-cure silicone. They are completely body safe.
    2. How should I clean these toys?
      For a quick clean, warm, soapy water will work well. For a complete clean, we recommend submerging the toy in boiling water for several minutes.
    3. How should I store silicone toys?
      Before storing, you can lightly powder your toys with corn starch.   This will help to keep them clean and lint-free.   Only store platinum silicone toys with toys made from the same quality material, as lesser quality material can react and leach dyes and chemicals.  In this case, it is best to wrap your toys in soft cloth to keep them separated.
    4. Do you color match?
      Yes, we can attempt to color match most colors or pictures for silicone toys. Please send references to [email protected] to confirm if you are unsure.  When ordering, please choose "custom" in the options and put your reference in the notes.  Please note that not all colorations are possible.  If you have a difficult request, it is always best to email us first.
    5. Can you customize the shape of my toy?
      Nope, sorry! Currently, modifications beyond those listed when you configure yours are not possible.
  • Dimensions

    • Total Length: 39¹⁵⁄₁₆"
    • Usable Length: 38³⁄₁₆"
    • Shaft Diameter (Upper): 1¹⁄₂"
    • Shaft Circumference (Upper): 3¹⁵⁄₁₆"
    • Shaft Diameter (Lower): 1⁷⁄₈"
    • Shaft Circumference (Lower): 6¹⁄₈"
  • Build Yours

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      Please note that the Violet glow requires a blacklight to charge -- regular lighting won't work well or at all!
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    • Notes
      We may not be able to honor any requests entered in this box.
      Please email us at [email protected] with any questions.