It's that time of the year again! Ready to hide some eggs?
Includes add-ons; excludes custom colors and patterns
Sale ends 11:59 PM 4/21; all times and dates are EST (UTC-4)
Most people can't take it - seriously!
Starting from $205
Meet Brutus's big brother, Cassius. He's not the sharpest tool in the shed, but when it comes to the big jobs, he's the one you reach for.
He starts out small...
Wait, no, that's not quite right.
He starts out big...
Damnit, he's fucking huge. He starts out that way and gets ridiculous! This toy is for serious size queens only! If you can't take a fist, you need not apply. If the thought of a two-liter bottle in your orifice of choice doesn't appeal to you, look away! If having regular sex isn't like throwing a hotdog down a hallway, you're on the wrong page. Just don't look him in the eye and back away slowly.
Please note: Full inflation is considered fifteen full pumps - further inflation can potentially damage the toy. These are individually hand made, and due to complexity, take longer than our normal toys to make. Please allow extra time for shipment.
- How far can I inflate the knot?We recommend no more than 15 pumps of the included inflation bulb.
- What are these things made of?We use only premium materials; our silicone toys are all phthalate-free, platinum-cure silicone and the inflation bulb, if included, is made from neoprene or PVC, depending on the order date. They are completely body safe.
- How should I clean this?Warm soapy water will work for a quick clean, but for better sanitation, you can also put it in the dishwasher, or boil it for a few minutes. Be sure to run some through the ejaculation tube as well, as bodily fluid can get down there. We recommend you remove the squeeze bulb and syringe first if yours is equipped with those options. Warm soapy water only for those.
- How should I store silicone toys?Before storing, you can lightly powder your toys with corn starch. This will help to keep them clean and lint-free. Only store platinum silicone toys with toys made from the same quality material, as lesser quality material can react and leach dyes and chemicals. In this case, it is best to wrap your toys in soft cloth to keep them separated.
- Do you color match?Yes, we can attempt to color match most colors or pictures for silicone toys. Please send references to firstname.lastname@example.org to confirm if you are unsure. When ordering, please choose "custom" in the options and put your reference in the notes. Please note that not all colorations are possible. If you have a difficult request, it is always best to email us first.
- Can you customize the shape of my toy?Nope, sorry! Currently, modifications beyond those listed when you configure yours are not possible.
- How far can I inflate the knot?
- Total Length: 11¾"
- Usable Length: 9¾"
- Shaft Length (Upper): 5½"
- Shaft Length (Below Knot): 1¾"
- Shaft Diameter (Upper): 3½"
- Shaft Circumference (Upper): 10⅝"
- Knot Diameter: 3⅝"
- Knot Circumference: 12"
- Knot Diameter (Inflated): 5"
- Knot Circumference (Inflated): 16"
- Shaft Diameter (Lower): 3"
- Shaft Circumference (Lower): 9¾"