It's that time of the year again! Ready to hide some eggs?
Includes add-ons; excludes custom colors and patterns
Sale ends 11:59 PM 4/21; all times and dates are EST (UTC-4)
Bringing sex to a (w)hole new dimension
Starting from $160
15% off for a limited time!
We've scoured the reaches of outer space and the depths of the deepest caves to find ovipositor specimens for your pleasure, yet some say these are just too small for their tastes. Clearly, we had to step it up.
In our attempt to jump through time and space, we accidentally ripped a hole into a nightmarish parallel dimension crawling with all manner of hellish beings. Some of them slipped through before we could close the rift, and we found several of our scientists writhing on the floor in what we first perceived as agony, only to find it was actually mind-blowing pleasure! In an almost unintelligible ramble, they managed to describe the creatures that had caused their blissful stupor. We have compiled enough of their testimony to replicate what we feel is an accurate likeness of the creatures’ appendages that were used to "fertilize" our crew. The long central member is hollow and is used to deliver large spherical eggs, while the shorter "feeler" tentacles around the base tickle and massage the area around the insertion site, stimulating the host to be more receptive to its offspring.
Our replica is made from medium firmness silicone for the shaft, and firmer silicone for the feeler tentacles, which allows them to stand upright and caress you during use. This thing is huge, and not for beginners! Know your limits!
This item is sold as a novelty only. We're not responsible for how you choose to use it.
- Are they safe for anal use?We are not doctors, and cannot comment on what is safe for you, but the idea is that if you use plain gelatin eggs per our instructions, they should "melt" with body heat if they become stuck.
- What are these things made of?We use only premium materials; our silicone toys are all phthalate-free, platinum-cure silicone. They are completely body safe.
- How should I clean these toys?For a quick clean, warm, soapy water will work well. For a complete clean, we recommend submerging the toy in boiling water for several minutes.
- How should I store silicone toys?Before storing, you can lightly powder your toys with corn starch. This will help to keep them clean and lint-free. Only store platinum silicone toys with toys made from the same quality material, as lesser quality material can react and leach dyes and chemicals. In this case, it is best to wrap your toys in soft cloth to keep them separated.
- Do you color match?Yes, we can attempt to color match most colors or pictures for silicone toys. Please send references to firstname.lastname@example.org to confirm if you are unsure. When ordering, please choose "custom" in the options and put your reference in the notes. Please note that not all colorations are possible. If you have a difficult request, it is always best to email us first.
- Can you customize the shape of my toy?Nope, sorry! Currently, modifications beyond those listed when you configure yours are not possible.
- Are they safe for anal use?
- Total Length: 12¼"
- Usable Length: 11¼"
- Tip Diameter: 2¼"
- Tip Circumference: 7"
- Shaft Diameter (Upper): 1⅞"
- Shaft Circumference (Upper): 6"
- Shaft Diameter (Lower): 2¾"
- Shaft Circumference (Lower): 8½"
- Shaft Diameter (With Egg): 3¼"
- Shaft Circumference (With Egg): 10¼"
- Internal Diameter: ⅞"